alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just
wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU GET THESE AND SHE SAID “iM RAISING THEM”
is there a pizzeria called “another one bites the crust” yet and if there isnt then why not
Big Kids by Lily
This is great.
Oh my god.
I’m in love with this post.
And it all happens so fast.
seriously one of the most meaningful things ever written
This scares me
is it legal to marry a poem?
i just read this over like 7 times……………………….
holy fucking shit.
this is fucking amazing …
this is actually really fucking scary
Samantha Bee is a role model.
I actually really needed this right now, I know you’re not here, you’re so far away, but I heard that in your voice and I don’t think I could feel more suicidal than I do now. But your voice in my head makes me want to keep going, for you, to make you proud
reblogging because of that ^^
I may not know you. I may not have even spoken to you. But the statement above is no less true. Whoever you are, I am so proud of you.
This made me cry. I needed this
“im so proud of you” I’v always wanted to hear those words..
one of the best glee jokes ever made