thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE

anus:

serenkitty:

anus:

how do you uninstall school

by graduating

a-simplelimabean:

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

methlabrador:

wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU GET THESE AND SHE SAID “iM RAISING THEM”

nayx:

is there a pizzeria called “another one bites the crust” yet and if there isnt then why not

youngdemigod:

evolutional:

fu-dearest-ck:

ca1m-b3for3-the-storm:

my-apoligies:

l-0new0lf:

born-to-r-u-n:

dazed-hearts:

traveleap:

helenaminerr:

cuntellyou:

onthesky-line:

i-think-we-should-sex:

literalily:

Big Kids by Lily

This is great. 

Oh my god.

I’m in love with this post.

I’m crying

And it all happens so fast.

Wow

seriously one of the most meaningful things ever written

This scares me

is it legal to marry a poem?

i just read this over like 7 times……………………….

holy fucking shit.

this is fucking amazing …

this is actually really fucking scary 

literally cried

bryanthephotogeek:

Samantha Bee is a role model. 

xxjustimaginexx:

disneyaddictgirl:

sarge-tammy-calhoun:

cutmedeeply:

breathe-white-noise:

saraaasays:

Always reblog

I actually really needed this right now, I know you’re not here, you’re so far away, but I heard that in your voice and I don’t think I could feel more suicidal than I do now. But your voice in my head makes me want to keep going, for you, to make you proud

reblogging because of that ^^

I may not know you. I may not have even spoken to you. But the statement above is no less true. Whoever you are, I am so proud of you.

This made me cry. I needed this

“im so  proud of you” I’v always wanted to hear those words..

gleek-addict2011:

one of the best glee jokes ever made